Greetings mortal. You have intruded upon the domain of Thanos of Titan. Such an affrontery cannot be tolerated. However, I will be lenient if you choose to listen to my story. Refusing my offer will incur my most serious wrath. I assume your audacity is tempered with pragmatism, and that you do not seek to meet with lovely Death's cold embrace tonight.

This page is maintained for me by an unambitious, sniveling, indolent earthling whose presence I can only endure for minutes at a time. However, if for some reason you wish to comment on this page, you can communicate with me only through him for I do not lower myself to speaking with humans. Keep in mind that its glorious perfections are mine while its defects are his alone. After all, I am THANOS.

My tale is one of dangerous scheming, fierce battle, devilish cunning, and incomprehensible triumph. Enter the Infinity Well and open your simian-descended neural structure to the story of